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Santa And Banta Funny English SMS 140 Words

1.Accountancy Fact:
Banta: What Is The Difference Between Liability And Asset?
Santa: A Drunk Guy Is A Liability And A Drunk Girl Is An Asset!

2.Santa - my wife died yesterday.. 
I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out,
What to do?
Banta - no problem!
Just imagine she came back!!